2012
New Year’s Resolutions:
1.
I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, or other doo just because I like the way they smell.
3.
The sofa is not a face towel.
4.
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
5.
I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
6.
The cat is not a squeaky toy, so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And a Very Prosperous 2012 New Year!